Stupid Jokes

If you do look around and notice the happenings in your daily life, you will find some events/conversation that sound stupid but funny. It often happens to me due to my less exploration to the outside world. My boyfriend often say this to me - ‘Stupid’. Am I just stupid or 单纯? (Whatever to make me feel better.)

On the way to Citymall from Kolombong (needs to u-turn to reach Citymall)

ME:   Hey, don’t miss the u-turn.
HIM: Have you seen the Citymall building?
ME:   Not yet but why should I see the Citymall building first before making the u-turn?
HIM:  ………………..

In a car (with my mum) at Wawasan Plaza car park entrance - taking electronic parking ticket.

PRESS THIS BUTTON FOR THE TICKET. This button? I pressed on the ‘button’ and no response.

MUM:   Do you press the button?
ME:     Yes (this button - just pressed on it).
I looked around the entrance system and finally noticed a button next to the PRESS THIS BUTTON FOR THE TICKET sign.
ME:     (Thinking - “Press THIS button” but no error indication on which button: misleading that lead people to press on the sign.)
MUM:   ………………………

What happens : I pressed on the SIGN instead of the button. STUPIDDDD………….

Soya Bean Drink?

At home - very thirsty. Opened refrigerator to find out any drinks to drink. Wow, soya bean but why packed in this way? Nevermind, I used knife to cut it so that I can drink from it - didn’t make it. Put it back to refrigerator.
ME:    Mum, why the soya bean in the refrigerator so hard to open?
MUM: Soya bean? I didn’t buy any soya bean.
I went to refrigerator to take out the ’soya bean’ to show it to my mum.
MUM: (Laughing) This is a Japanese tauhu!
ME:     ………………………..